Hey, Hypothetical Reader! Wanna talk about the Purge?
Are you referring to the horror franchise ? No. Bulimia nervosa? No. The Great Purge? No. Purging books from your bookshelves. Hmm, you know that there aren't really a lot of positive connotations for the word "purge," right? I guess there aren't, but I've been calling it the purse for a few years now. Okay, so I used to believe that it wasn't possible to have too many books. Ah yes, you believed the correct thing. No, you see, I'm leading up to the fact that you can, in fact, have too many books. False! If you've run out of space for books you can stack them two layers deep on your bookshelves. I did that. And then you pile more books up on top of those books. I also did that. And then you buy more bookcases. Yes. And then you stack up extra books on the floor until you can figure out where to put them. So, yeah, you can hoard books until they take up every cubic inch of your home. Bu...